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Dear Diary,

Today my mummy came to me in a dream. She had belts and braces and there was paint all over her face. She looked like a clown cause her nose as busted and bleeding. She told me, she said, "Son, your a bloody disgrace and an abortion of the world. Still, you always make me smile." Then she was gone...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

FUnny dreams. I don't dream. ALl those others, they dream of who and what has been and gone. They dream of the future. If I were to dream, everyone would be laughing as I beat Harley with an accordion. It might even be fondly recalling when Barbara Gordon was shot in the spine, or that time we had Bats in the Asylum. Aaaaah, those were the days.

Today I am here at Arkham, the Asylum I sometimes call home. This cell needs a welcome mat. They always put me here, and there is always a Joker card on the mattress. Good old Gotham City! OH, how sad my life would be without you people! All I want to do is make you smiiiiiiiilee!! Smile and laugh until you die. It's simple really!

Still, they insult me by trying to get my secrets. I won't ever tell! Super insanity was the theory for a while, and I found it hilarious! Every day I make myself a new personality, every day I am someone new. How flattering! Ra'as would be so jealous!

I am always the same, we don't change. Gotham and the world could slowly change, but Batman and I will never change. We will fight on till the end of days. When the day of ending finally comes, then the world will darken as the two brightest stars are extinguished. The day one ends, is the day we both do.

This is all one big joke though you know. I bet good old Docky is loving reading this. Whilst I have the chance, I would like to request a change in Doctor. I'd like Johnny Crane instead, at least there is still some life in him, unlike old stiff Hardley.

Love Joker x
As part of his therapy treatment in Arkham Asylum this time, the Joker has been told to write a Diary.

This is his first entry.
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:iconspiderlondon:
SpiderLondon Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sounds like something from Joker Blogs somewhat xD
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:iconbeexfeatheryduster:
beexfeatheryduster Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Professional Writer
Well considering that I do a Joker blog, one would think so hehe :P
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:iconspiderlondon:
SpiderLondon Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You do know I meant the one on YouTube,right
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:iconbeexfeatheryduster:
beexfeatheryduster Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Professional Writer
No I did not, I didn't know, but it doesn't surprise me now that you think about it.
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SpiderLondon Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yea, I know
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Daggerbeak Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
XD I love this. I can imagine the Joker's voice as I'm reading this.
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:iconbeexfeatheryduster:
beexfeatheryduster Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Professional Writer
Oh, that's a very good sign then :) Thank you for the comment.
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Daggerbeak Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
your welcome. :)
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Diableret Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Professional General Artist
LOVE LOVE LOVE!!
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