Today my mummy came to me in a dream. She had belts and braces and there was paint all over her face. She looked like a clown cause her nose as busted and bleeding. She told me, she said, "Son, your a bloody disgrace and an abortion of the world. Still, you always make me smile." Then she was gone...
FUnny dreams. I don't dream. ALl those others, they dream of who and what has been and gone. They dream of the future. If I were to dream, everyone would be laughing as I beat Harley with an accordion. It might even be fondly recalling when Barbara Gordon was shot in the spine, or that time we had Bats in the Asylum. Aaaaah, those were the days.
Today I am here at Arkham, the Asylum I sometimes call home. This cell needs a welcome mat. They always put me here, and there is always a Joker card on the mattress. Good old Gotham City! OH, how sad my life would be without you people! All I want to do is make you smiiiiiiiilee!! Smile and laugh until you die. It's simple really!
Still, they insult me by trying to get my secrets. I won't ever tell! Super insanity was the theory for a while, and I found it hilarious! Every day I make myself a new personality, every day I am someone new. How flattering! Ra'as would be so jealous!
I am always the same, we don't change. Gotham and the world could slowly change, but Batman and I will never change. We will fight on till the end of days. When the day of ending finally comes, then the world will darken as the two brightest stars are extinguished. The day one ends, is the day we both do.
This is all one big joke though you know. I bet good old Docky is loving reading this. Whilst I have the chance, I would like to request a change in Doctor. I'd like Johnny Crane instead, at least there is still some life in him, unlike old stiff Hardley.
Love Joker x